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Story #1
Vince used to be a crazy type

that had the

, the

and plenty of

. He quit

and played in a

with his buddies Tommy, Mick and Nikki. They would usually hang out on the beach,

and

all day long. Most of the time, Vince would start out

, but it eventually led to him geting

and obnoxious. Before the end of the day, he would start

everyone around and eventually get so

he would pass-out and wake up with a

that

didn't even help.
One day, Mick the

player tried to give Vince his

on a song they were working on. They got into an

after Mick had responed with "

" and it made Vince so

he

Mick right in the mouth. A nearby

of people called the

and Mick ended up in an

.
Vince woke up in

and decided it was time to straighten out his act. After

his options, Vince waved the

....he was wanting to change his ways and knew this road would only

himself in the long run and he would end up

. He started

the bible and

to his

on what a good person should be like. Soon he learned that

was on the way and he needed to be around for his

. Vince made a

with the

that he would stay on the straight and narrow from then on. The wardens told him

and he was on his way to a new life.
When the day came, Vince

to the hospital with a

for the proud mother. Once he saw what he had helped create, it put him on

and let him know that he had finally found the "better life". He later said

to his bandmates and they all shared plenty of

and

about the newest

to arrive in the world.
They still

, but Vince has given up

for

and

. He now spends his days

at home with his

or

with his new-found internet friends.
The End.