Story #4
One day in

therapy for Herp-A-Holics Anonymous, one member asked what is the basis of our addiction?
He asked, "Are they cuddly like

?"
"No," the

replied.
He asked, "Are they playful like

?"
"No," the

replied, becoming irritated.
He asked, "Are they worth alot of

like

?"
"No," said the

, realising that this

individual needed more therapy.
So the group asked, "Why do you own

? Why can't you stop

and

them if you don't think they are as good as other animals?"
To which the person replied, "Because I need something to eat all the

in my freezer!"