Story #6

I have a

to share with you. It may

you, you may wonder,

... can this happen to me?
The following

is true, names and faces have been changed to hide


the identity of the victim.
I

off to buy some

at the Monthly

Show.

Along the way perhaps driving abit too fast

, this trip will prove more

than I had planned

. I arrive

and tell myself to be

, I will not browse, in and out and off I will go. I can do it, I have the

.
I enter the building, the smell of

in the air, I am drawn to the first table and find myself looking at all the

on the table,

I find that I am drawn from table to table,

OH NO... I'm browsing, stop,

STOP STUPID! Before I know it I see a nice looking

, I pick up the deli cup and examine the specimin

. I ask the

, put the cup down and continue

, I can be

, go get my mice and leave, no more thoughts of that stunning

I left behind.
I buy my

, and go to leave.

I turn back to the table, oh you

taunting me, my brain

with itself, I go back to the table

, pick up the

again, the vendor now gives me a lower price, I offer 5

less than that and

, I find myself a proud owner of a new

.
Darnit ... next time I will be stonger