For the horse people

[Dionythicus]

My friends just sent me this and I was laughing hysterically.

IF HORSES WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL

Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those
muscles, showing off their butts. Not real bright, but get passed on
since they are responsible for all the trophies in the glass cases.
(Paints-just QH with too much make up on).

Thoroughbreds: Preppies. They are athletes, never'jocks'Thoroughbreds: Prepp
blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom
trailer and tack.

Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to drop acid so they
can watch their spots move.

Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitude and any
color of the rainbow. Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.

Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique.
Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in
the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.

Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing
everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the
bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.

Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who
sit In the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's
going to STOP them?

Icelandics : They're the little squirrelly geeks who
flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who
wear toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff
WeathaBeetas?

Akhal Teke!!: Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.

Saddlebreds A breed this showy would have to be band geeks
marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to
the bathroom.

Warmbloods: The school staff and faculty. Looking down their noses
with righteous indignation and disgust. Secretly wishing they were
having half as much fun.

Andalusians : The popular ones. The pretty ones. The gifted students.
Always voted homecoming king or queen. Always only date each other.
Frequently marry after dating through high school and college and
obtain their M.D. Move to a wealthy suburb and have 2.5 beautiful
children. Everyone hopes they will divorce or get fat or go broke,
but they never do.