VOTE - Smiley Snake Stories

**Joni Garcia** · 02-26-07, 09:38 AM

Vote for your favorite story or stories. This thread is for voting only. Please do not post any comments. Thanks to all the participants for submitting such fun stories.

Story #1
Vince used to be a crazy type

that had the

, the

and plenty of

. He quit

and played in a

with his buddies Tommy, Mick and Nikki. They would usually hang out on the beach,

and

all day long. Most of the time, Vince would start out

, but it eventually led to him geting

and obnoxious. Before the end of the day, he would start

everyone around and eventually get so

he would pass-out and wake up with a

that

didn't even help.

One day, Mick the

player tried to give Vince his

on a song they were working on. They got into an

after Mick had responed with "

" and it made Vince so

he

Mick right in the mouth. A nearby

of people called the

and Mick ended up in an

.

Vince woke up in

and decided it was time to straighten out his act. After

his options, Vince waved the

....he was wanting to change his ways and knew this road would only

himself in the long run and he would end up

. He started

the bible and

to his

on what a good person should be like. Soon he learned that

was on the way and he needed to be around for his

. Vince made a

with the

that he would stay on the straight and narrow from then on. The wardens told him

and he was on his way to a new life.

When the day came, Vince

to the hospital with a

for the proud mother. Once he saw what he had helped create, it put him on

and let him know that he had finally found the "better life". He later said

to his bandmates and they all shared plenty of

and

about the newest

to arrive in the world.

They still

, but Vince has given up

for

and

. He now spends his days

at home with his

or

with his new-found internet friends.

The End.

**Joni Garcia** · 02-26-07, 09:47 AM

Story #2
Hello My name is Sierra

and i am a Amelanistic Cornsnake. Dont ask me where i was born

because i dont know. All i know is i came out of a egg somewhere in Northern California. i started growing and stayed with my brother and sisters for a while. Then when it was time i was seperated from them.After a while i was put in this small deli cup and taken to a Reptile Show

.
At the show me and my siblings were put on a table. People walked around and looked at us. A couple people asked to hold me. I was very scared

. Then this lady came along

. I knew she was the one the moment she held me. I squeezed her finger and said take me please take me. Guess what she did.
On the way home from the show she held me and loved me and i was in heaven. I couldnt be a more happier

snake. I hated that Deli cup and wanted to stay in her warm hands forever

.Then we got to my new home. I had a cage waiting for me and it was huge. It had a place to hide and everything. I think i will call this my home i thought and that it was my very own home.

**Joni Garcia** · 02-26-07, 09:52 AM

Story #3
I was on the

, listening to some

when I fell

. I dreamed about last year vacation. It was on an island so he had to go by

. The

was really

out because she really hated the

trip.

We did some

and some

. We also stayed several days at the

where we saw a lot of

and even one

. Then, it started to

and it didn't stop for several days... We were all like

Then, one morning we saw

with a gorgeous

and the rain was gone! We got the

of

in the forest. That's when the weird stuff started to happened.

We were walking in the forest when we saw giant

! It was so big that we could see a

family in his belly! We were all

when, suddenly, we heard a

and a big

came and land just between us and the monster. A weird

got out along with 2

and a group of

and they started to make a little

. The

gave us a weird look and suddently it was changed in

and started to fly around along with the

and his gang who left us like they came earlier. Our friend , Jonhy, the

was

because he wanted to take

of the big

and the

to bring to his pirate

. But they were gone. So we went back home and went to see the

to told our story. But they

at us. One of the

laughed so hard that he had to go to the hospital by

because he

. And the cop keep us all in

because he said we were all

.
Then I woke up! Man what a dream! I should never

so much

and

that much before going to sleep. I

my friend

and we really

about all this...

**Joni Garcia** · 02-26-07, 09:53 AM

Story #4
One day in

therapy for Herp-A-Holics Anonymous, one member asked what is the basis of our addiction?

He asked, "Are they cuddly like

?"

"No," the

replied.

He asked, "Are they playful like

?"

"No," the

replied, becoming irritated.

He asked, "Are they worth alot of

like

?"

"No," said the

, realising that this

individual needed more therapy.

So the group asked, "Why do you own

? Why can't you stop

and

them if you don't think they are as good as other animals?"

To which the person replied, "Because I need something to eat all the

in my freezer!"

**Joni Garcia** · 02-26-07, 09:55 AM

Story #5
A long time ago, in a place far far away, there lived a

named Bob. Bob was

because his parents wouldn't let him have a

, and they would

all the time about it. Bob very badly wanted to be a

and get

all the time, but his parents thought he was too young. So Bob decided to run away in his

. Along the way while he was

, he was chased by

that his parents had called because they were worried about him. They didn't want him to

.

In his travels during the day Bob met some interesting creatures like

and a little

that crawled into his pocket which he decided to keep and name it George.

After a few hours of traveling and seeing all the new and interesting creatures, Bob got

so he decided to

, but all he caught was

which he obviously didn't want to eat. But she did tell him where he could get some

and suggested he take some to his parents. Bob thought that was a

.

So he got back in his

with the

and flew home. His parents were so happy to see him and they all

and ate while Bob told them of his adventure. They even let Bob show off his musical talent with

. His parents still didnt' want him to have a

quite yet, but they agreed he could if he went to

and would teach them how to

.

So Bob the

, his

George and his parents all

and

and life was one big

.

The end!

**Joni Garcia** · 02-26-07, 09:58 AM

Story #6

I have a

to share with you. It may

you, you may wonder,

... can this happen to me?

The following

is true, names and faces have been changed to hide

the identity of the victim.

I

off to buy some

at the Monthly

Show.

Along the way perhaps driving abit too fast

, this trip will prove more

than I had planned

. I arrive

and tell myself to be

, I will not browse, in and out and off I will go. I can do it, I have the

.
I enter the building, the smell of

in the air, I am drawn to the first table and find myself looking at all the

on the table,

I find that I am drawn from table to table,

OH NO... I'm browsing, stop,

STOP STUPID! Before I know it I see a nice looking

, I pick up the deli cup and examine the specimin

. I ask the

, put the cup down and continue

, I can be

, go get my mice and leave, no more thoughts of that stunning

I left behind.
I buy my

, and go to leave.

I turn back to the table, oh you

taunting me, my brain

with itself, I go back to the table

, pick up the

again, the vendor now gives me a lower price, I offer 5

less than that and

, I find myself a proud owner of a new

.

Darnit ... next time I will be stonger

Joanna · 03-05-07, 10:55 AM

Congratulations to everyone who submitted and thanks for the giggles!

Joanna